On the first day of Christmas
My Professor gave to me
A white belt and a white gi.
On the second day of Christmas
My Professor gave to me
Two bear hugs
A white belt and a white gi.
On the third day of Christmas
My Professor gave to me
Three arm bars,
Two bear hugs,
A white belt and a white gi.
On the fourth day of Christmas
My Professor gave to me
Four pyramids!
Three arm bars,
Two bear hugs,
A stain on my once-white gi.
On the fifth day of Christmas
My Professor gave to me
Five damn good guards!
Four pyramids!
Three arm bars,
Two bear hugs,
A stain on my once-white gi.
On the sixth day of Christmas
My Professor gave to me
Six guards-a-passing!
Five damn good guards!
Four pyramids!
Three arm bars,
Two bear hugs,
A stained and torn once-white gi.
On the seventh day of Christmas
My Professor gave to me
Seven cramps-from-shrimping!
Six guards-a-passing!
Five damn good guards!
Four pyramids!
Three arm bars,
Two bear hugs,
A stained and torn once-white gi.
On the eighth day of Christmas
My Professor gave to me
Eight necks-a-cranking!
Seven cramps-from-shrimping!
Six guards-a-passing!
Five damn good guards!
Four pyramids!
Three arm bars,
Two bear hugs,
A sweat soaked and smelly gi.
On the ninth day of Christmas
My Professor gave to me
Nine fingers jambing!
Eight necks-a-cranking!
Seven cramps-from-shrimping!
Six guards-a-passing!
Five damn good guards!
Four pyramids!
Three arm bars,
Two bear hugs,
A sweat soaked and smelly gi.
On the tenth day of Christmas
My Professor gave to me
Ten heals-a-hooking!
Nine fingers jambing!
Eight necks-a-cranking!
Seven cramps-from-shrimping!
Six guards-a-passing!
Five damn good guards!
Four pyramids!
Three arm bars,
Two bear hugs,
A sweat soaked and bloodied gi.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
My Professor gave to me
Eleven pukers puking!
Ten heels-a-hooking!
Nine fingers jambing!
Eight necks-a-cranking!
Seven cramps-from-shrimping!
Six guards-a-passing!
Five damn good guards!
Four pyramids!
Three arm bars,
Two bear hugs,
A puke stain on my soiled gi.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My Professor gave to me
Twelve drillers drilling!
Eleven pukers puking!
Ten heals-a-hooking!
Nine fingers jambing!
Eight necks-a-cranking!
Seven cramps-from-shrimping!
Six guards-a-passing!
Five damn good guards!
Four pyramids!
Three arm bars,
Two bear hugs,
THE FIRST STRIPE ON THIS BELT FOR ME!